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Software Developer's life a Humor

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. You can't make a program without broken egos. DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack. BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN. Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99,999 to 99,99A. Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers. A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer. "It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?" There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. - Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary