Best funny facebook status and twitter tweets
When you have a flask, every hour is happy hour. Zindgi jhand hai fir bhi ghamand hai. (Hindi) Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. Never drink water – if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach. It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is. It’s always room-temperature. Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. Always borrow money from a pessimist.A He won’t expect it back. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting so...