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Best funny facebook status and twitter tweets

    When you have a flask, every hour is happy hour.     Zindgi jhand hai fir bhi ghamand hai. (Hindi)     Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.     Never drink water – if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach.     It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is. It’s always room-temperature.     Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.     When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.     Always borrow money from a pessimist.A  He won’t expect it back.     If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.     Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.     Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.     The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.     If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still