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Visual Studio.Net 2010 Download Available free

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Hi all , Follow the link and download Visual Studio 2010. It is latest product of Microsoft for developing software and website. http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=3296bb4f-d8ba-4cfd-aa95-a424c5913f6b&displaylang=en This one is also for Beta2 http://www.microsoft.com/visualstudio/en-us/try/default.mspx#download Here you will get all type of download from direct Microsoft Site and .Net framework 4.0 is also. Visual Studio 2010 and the .NET Framework 4.0 mark the next generation of developer tools from Microsoft. Designed to address the latest needs of developers, Visual Studio delivers key innovations in the following pillars: De mocratizing Application Lifecycle Management Application Lifecycle Management (ALM) crosses many roles within an organization and traditionally not every one of the roles has been an equal player in the process. Visual Studio Team System 2010 continues to build the platform for functional equality and shared commitment across a

21 Golden rules of programming

As any experienced computer programmer knows, there are unwritten laws that govern software development. However there are no penalties for breaking these laws; rather, there is often a reward. Following are 21 Laws of Computer Programming: Any given program, once deployed, is already obsolete. It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Only ten percent of the code in any given program will ever execute. Software expands to consume all available resources. Any non-trivial program contains at least one error. The probability of a flawless demo is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved. Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will its most harmful error be discovered. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which b

Miracle : write text from right to left In Notepad

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This is great news for all my Muslim dears !! Yes it is possible in Notepad also Now you can write in right to left using shortcut keys . This is just happen with me when I am typing something in notepad. Just Press Right Ctrl + Right Shift to type in right. If you want to as it is then press Ctrl+ Left Shift . Its My Research and Development. So Enjoy Notepad.

Greate programming Quotes

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. Bill Gates Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. Brian W. Kernighan Once a new technology starts rolling, if you’re not part of the steamroller, you’re part of the road. Stewart Brand In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut The hardest part of design … is keeping features out. Donald Norman Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. Ralph Johnson If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger Dijkstra Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray. Sam Redwine The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the devel

Software Developer's life a Humor

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. You can't make a program without broken egos. DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack. BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN. Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99,999 to 99,99A. Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers. A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer. "It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?" There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. - Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

New generation punishment !!

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Be A Microsoft Most Valuable Professional

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Hi Friends , As I got information about MVP i am dreaming that i am MVP. So now i want to be MVP and as i am searching for information about how to become MVP. As I am getting information so i think why not to share it with you. Why to become a MVP ? for the Answer Click Here Who complete MVP in your Are ? Check the MVP Directory To qualify to become a MVP , you need to be above 18 years of age and your community contribution should be exemplary, regardless of your profession . Your technical knowledge on any Microsoft Product should be good and you should show willingness to help the community with your expertise and passion for technology. Your community participation can extend to blogs, wikis, forums or offline as for book authors, speakers or technical leaders etc., and not necessarily Microsoft hosted communities. For more information, download the MVP program guide (.pdf). Apply by downloading the MVP nomination form (.doc), fill it and email it to them. MVP applications are