Software Developer's life a Humor

• Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
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• You can't make a program without broken egos.
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• DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack.
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• BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.
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• Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99,999 to 99,99A.
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• Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
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• We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
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• A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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• If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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• "It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"
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• There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary