Software Developer's life a Humor

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  • Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

  • You can't make a program without broken egos.

  • DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack.

  • BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.

  • Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99,999 to 99,99A.

  • Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

  • We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.

  • A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.

  • If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

  • "It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"

  • There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

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