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Hi Geek friends and Non Geeks Today with the memory storage industry revolutionized the sizes in which they come , you can see a 80 GB pen drive smaller than your thumb. The Pen drives have revolutionized the way we deal with huge amount of data. Right from the swanky key chain to the pendant on your neck , Pen drives have become more than data storage medium , they have become as a fashion statement In this tutorial at Seek2Geek , we teach you how to give your Pen drive an extra interior touch . We will be teaching you to pick up an icon and a wallpaper and apply them as your background 1) Download a .ICO file for your icon from www.iconarchive.com and also choose a wallpaper for it 2)Now in the Root directory of the Pen drive , create a notepad file and type in this code [Autorun] icon=boy.ico where fish.ico is the file I chose , Put in your file name instead of boy.ico 3)Save this file as "Autorun.inf". Click on Save as and do this . Remember to put in the quotes too 4) No...

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* Viewstate * Session Variables * Application Variables * Cache * Cookies Now the question arises that when to use what? 1- Viewstate Viewstate is a hidden fields in an ASP.NET page, contains state of those controls on a page whose “EnableViewstate” property is “true”. You can also explicitly add values in it, on an ASP.NET page like: Viewstate.Add( “TotalStudents”, “87″ ); Viewstate should be used when you want to save a value between different roundtrips of a single page as viewstate of a page is not accessible by another page. Because Viewstate renders with the page, it consumes bandwidth, so be careful to use it in applications to be run on low bandwidth. 2- Session Variable Session variables are usually the most commonly used. When a user visits a site, it’s sessions starts and when the user become idle or leave the site, the session ends. Session variables should be used to save and retrieve user specific information required on multiple pages. Session variables consu...

Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That program shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice actually came to you by way of an elaborate path, through the most rigid quality control on the planet. Here, shared for the first time with the general public, are the inside details of the program development cycle. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs. See 3. See 4. See 5. See 6. See 7. See 8. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely pre-mature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released. Users find 137 new bugs. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhe...

Hi all , Follow the link and download Visual Studio 2010. It is latest product of Microsoft for developing software and website. http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=3296bb4f-d8ba-4cfd-aa95-a424c5913f6b&displaylang=en This one is also for Beta2 http://www.microsoft.com/visualstudio/en-us/try/default.mspx#download Here you will get all type of download from direct Microsoft Site and .Net framework 4.0 is also. Visual Studio 2010 and the .NET Framework 4.0 mark the next generation of developer tools from Microsoft. Designed to address the latest needs of developers, Visual Studio delivers key innovations in the following pillars: De mocratizing Application Lifecycle Management Application Lifecycle Management (ALM) crosses many roles within an organization and traditionally not every one of the roles has been an equal player in the process. Visual Studio Team System 2010 continues to build the platform for functional equality and shared commitment across a...

As any experienced computer programmer knows, there are unwritten laws that govern software development. However there are no penalties for breaking these laws; rather, there is often a reward. Following are 21 Laws of Computer Programming: Any given program, once deployed, is already obsolete. It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Only ten percent of the code in any given program will ever execute. Software expands to consume all available resources. Any non-trivial program contains at least one error. The probability of a flawless demo is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved. Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will its most harmful error be discovered. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which b...

This is great news for all my Muslim dears !! Yes it is possible in Notepad also Now you can write in right to left using shortcut keys . This is just happen with me when I am typing something in notepad. Just Press Right Ctrl + Right Shift to type in right. If you want to as it is then press Ctrl+ Left Shift . Its My Research and Development. So Enjoy Notepad.

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. Bill Gates Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. Brian W. Kernighan Once a new technology starts rolling, if you’re not part of the steamroller, you’re part of the road. Stewart Brand In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut The hardest part of design … is keeping features out. Donald Norman Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. Ralph Johnson If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger Dijkstra Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray. Sam Redwine The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the devel...

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. You can't make a program without broken egos. DEBUGGING : Removing the needles from the haystack. BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN. Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99,999 to 99,99A. Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers. A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer. "It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?" There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. - Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

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Hi Friends , As I got information about MVP i am dreaming that i am MVP. So now i want to be MVP and as i am searching for information about how to become MVP. As I am getting information so i think why not to share it with you. Why to become a MVP ? for the Answer Click Here Who complete MVP in your Are ? Check the MVP Directory To qualify to become a MVP , you need to be above 18 years of age and your community contribution should be exemplary, regardless of your profession . Your technical knowledge on any Microsoft Product should be good and you should show willingness to help the community with your expertise and passion for technology. Your community participation can extend to blogs, wikis, forums or offline as for book authors, speakers or technical leaders etc., and not necessarily Microsoft hosted communities. For more information, download the MVP program guide (.pdf). Apply by downloading the MVP nomination form (.doc), fill it and email it to them. MVP applications are ...

Like lots of you, we've been drawn into Twitter this year. After all, we're all about frequent updates ourselves, and there's lots happening around here that we want to share with you. Of course, we enjoy watching, and contributing to, the tweetstream (we hope you find our tweets useful, too). Because there are many programs and initiatives across the company, we've got a number of active accounts. Here's a list of the current ones. We'll update this list from time to time. twitter.com/Google - our central account twitter.com/Blogger - for Blogger fans twitter.com/GoogleCalendar - user tips & updates twitter.com/GoogleImages - news, tips, tricks on our visual image search twitter.com/GoogleNews - latest headlines via Google News twitter.com/GoogleReader - from our feed reader team twitter.com/GoogleVoice - updates & info on Google Voice* twitter.com/iGoogle - news & notes from Google's personalized homepage twitter.com/GoogleStudents - n...

The visual Studio 2010 team System, A new feature called Historical debugger. Normally, when we want to debug an application we always put the breakpoint first and then start the Application or attach some process for debugging. Visual studio 2010 team system is coming with a feature called historical Debugging which allows code execution to be rewound in case the breakpoint was not already present when the error occurred. Unlike the debugger of Visual Studio 2008 o before which only record the currently active stack, the historical debugger will record all the event like prior function calls, Method parameter etc(whatever required for debugger) even though there is no breakpoint. This allows the code to be rewound whenever an error occurs. One drawback of Historical debugger would be that it will take a lot more time and memory as the historical debugger will be recording all events even if no breakpoint are set. Content by Mr. Vikram

BUG #1 An Indian (Don't think its me this time i give chance to someone) found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something funny and inexplicable. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened! TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON" FOLDER BUG #2 For those of you using Windows, do the following: 1) Open an empty notepad file 2) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes) 3) Save it as whatever you want. 4) Close it, and re-open it. Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain ! Try This it will not harm ur windows ! BUG #3 Again this is something funny and can't be explained. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened! It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself. Open Microsoft Word and type =rand (200, 99) And then press ENTER And see the magic. Isn't It interesting !!

थोडा मातीचा गंध घ्या थोडा मोराचा छंद घ्या उरात भरून आनंद घ्या .. आलाय पाऊस ….. भिजून घ्या बघा समुद्र उसळतोय वारा ढगांना घुसळतोय तुम्हीही त्यांच्यात मिसळून घ्या .. आलाय पाऊस ….. भिजून घ्या ऑफ़ीस रोजच गाठत असतं काम नेहमीच साठत असतं मनातून भिजावंसं वाटत असतं मनाची हौस पुरवून घ्या .. आलाय पाऊस ….. भिजून घ्या बघा निसर्ग बहरलाय गारव्याने देहही शहारलाय मनही थोडं मोहरून घ्या .. आलाय पाऊस ….. भिजून घ्या by great poet and singer Pushpak Bhirangi ♫ All rights reserved with pushpak.pappu@gmail. com

Hi All, This is my first post in my words. This is not copied from anywhere. After working hole 6 day week everyone are dreaming about sunday which i am enjoying. In the early morning of Sunday (9am) I got up from the bed then saw heavy rain outside and cold air is in full swing. Just think you are with your family member and discussing about routine and heavy rain outside you are seating in balcony little shower on you with one cup of tea and tasty mung pakoda. What more you want in this fully satisfactory rainy day . I am enjoying it really this time rain comes late but it bring new mood in your routine life so enjoy rainy days.

1. तुम्ही कोणाही मुलीला बिंधास्त निरखू शकता . 2. तुमचा तिच्यावर खर्च होणारा पैसा वाचतो . 3. अभ्यासावर लक्ष केंदित होऊ लागल्याने परीक्षेत तुम्हाला बरे मार्क मिळू लागतात . 4. इमोशनल ब्लॅकमेलिंग केले जाण्याचा धोका संपतो . 5. गर्लफ्रेंडच नसल्याने तिने ' डिच ' करण्याचा प्रश्ान् उरत नाही . 6. फोनच्या रिंगपेक्षा महत्त्वाचे असे आयुष्यात बरेच काही असते , याचा साक्षात्कार होईल . 7. तुमच्यासाठी चांगले - वाईट काय हे दुसऱ्या कुणीतरी ठरवण्यातून तुमची मुक्तता होईल . 8. तुम्ही आयुष्यातल्या अन्य व्यक्तींसाठीही ( उदाहरणार्थ आई , बाबा , बहीण , भाऊ ) भेटवस्तू घेऊ शकाल . 9. प्रेमपत्र - सत्र थांबल्याने कागद वाचेल , त्यामुळे काही झाडे वाचतील . 10. रड्या प्रेमकथांऐवजी अॅक्शन फिल्म पाहण्याचं स्वातंत्र्य मिळेल . 11. थापांच्या पापातून सुटका होईल . 12. स्वप्नांचा ' व्यत्यय ' संपल्याने झोप छान लागेल . 13. टेलिफोन बिल कमी तर होईलच , शिवाय ते सगळ्यांपासून लपवावे लागणार नाही

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. . . No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went ...

म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहि ..... कितिहि सुदर मुलगी दिसली तरी , तीचि स्तुति करुन तिला हरबरयाच्या झाडावर चढ्वायला आम्हाला कधि जमलेच नाहि म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम ... कोणाच्या मागे शिट्ट्यामारत फिरन आमच्या तत्वात कधि बसलेच नाहि म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम .. कोणिजर आवड्लिच तर स्वतः हुन गप्पांना सुरवात करायला आम्हाला कधि जमलेच नाहि म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम .. दुसरयाचे विचार ऎकत असतांना आपले विचार मांडण्याचि संधि आम्हाला कधि साधताच आलि नाहि म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम .. कधि हिंमत करुन कोणाला जर विचारलेच तर मी तुला त्या द्रुषटिनि कधि बघितलेच नाहि यावेतिरिक्त दुसरे काहि आम्हाला ऎकायलाच मिळाले नाहि म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम ... प्रेमात नाहिचा अर्थ हो असतो हे गणित आम्हाल कधि समजलेच नाहि म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम .. फुलपाखरा प्रमाणे आम्हि हि बरयाच सुदर फुलां मधे वाव्ररत होतो पण जाउन बसन्यासारखे फुल अजुन आम्हाला दिसलेच नाहि म्हणुन आम्हाला प्रेम करायला अजुन जमलेच नाहि

Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting efforts) I need new one, so pass on this information to your female friends...please this is urgent(Only females) Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below: Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) : • 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) • bike rides each duration 1 hour • trips to National Highways • 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple • Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular ga...

अनोळखी लिंक वर सांगूनही जो क्लीक करतो तो एक मूर्ख || . आपला पासवर्ड मित्रांना सांगून देतो तो एक मूर्ख || . ऑनलाईन लिहिलेले सगलेच खरे समजून घेतो तो एक मूर्ख || . फुकट स्माईली हव्यासाने इन्स्टाल करतो तो एक मूर्ख || . महिनोंमहिने पासवर्ड आपला तसाच ठेवतो तो एक मूर्ख || . एंटीव्हायरस म्हणजे वेळेचा अपव्यय म्हणतो तो एक मूर्ख || . आपला अकाउंट हॅकच होणार नाही , समजतो तो एक मूर्ख || . सगळे वाचून समजून गमतीवारी नेतो तो एक मूर्ख || Tushar Joshi, Nagpur

रि सेशन कलयुगात एकदा सॉफ्टवेर इंजीिनअर फार मातले पांढरपे स्य या समाजाला पार रसातळाला घातले देवाने मग घातली काठी ह्यांच्या पाठी उतरवला ह्यांच्या झट क्या त माज रि सेशन च्या काठीला मित्रा नाहीये आवाज रि सेशन च्या काठीला मित्रा नाहीये आवाज . . . शुलक गो ष्टिला ला हे लोक ५०० ची नोट काढायचे कारण ह्यांचे पगार ६ मि हिन्यत लाखाने वाढायचे संतापुन म्ह हणायचे, ताबडतोब ( इ यम आय वर) कार घ्या यचीय मला कारण म्ह णाल तर, काल म्ह णे पी यम टी ला ५ मिनट लेट झाला शेअ रिन्ग्च्या गा डे तुन ऑ फी सात हेच लोक येतात आज रि सेशन च्या काठीला मित्रा नाहीये आवाज रि सेशन च्या काठीला मित्रा नाहीये आवाज . . . २ बी यच के ला हे लोक कों डवाडा म्ह णायचे चाळीत ल्या या लोकांना " लो क्लास म्ह्ध्ये " गणायचे होम लोनचे हफ्तें आणि यल आय सी चे प्रीमियम भरायला आज बापाला पैसे मागायला याना वाटत नाही लाज रि सेशन च्या काठीला मित्रा नाहीये आवाज रि सेशन च्या काठीला मित्रा नाहीये आवाज . . . यच वन किव्वा यल वन भेटला की भेटायचा ह्याना मोक्ष सेंस...

हे पार्थ !! ( कर्मचारी ), इनक्रीमेंट / अच्छा नहीं हुआ , बुरा हुआ …. इनसेंटिव नहीं मिला , ये भी बुरा हुआ … वेतन में कटौती हो रही है बुरा हो रहा है , ….. तुम पिछले इनसेंटिव ना मिलने का पश्चाताप ना करो , तुम अगले इनसेंटिव की चिंता भी मत करो , बस अपने वेतन में संतुष्ट रहो …. तुम्हारी जेब से क्या गया , जो रोते हो ? जो आया था सब यहीं से आया था … तुम जब नही थे , तब भी ये कंपनी चल रही थी , तुम जब नहीं होगे , तब भी चलेगी , तुम कुछ भी लेकर यहां नहीं आए थे .. जो अनुभव मिला यहीं मिला … जो भी काम किया वो कंपनी के लिए किया , डिग़्री लेकर आए थे , अनुभव लेकर जाओगे …. जो कंप्यूटर आज तुम्हारा है , वह कल किसी और का था …. कल किसी और का होगा और परसों किसी और का होगा .. तुम इसे अपना समझ कर क्यों मगन हो .. क्यों खुश हो … यही खुशी तुम्हारी समस्त परेशानियों का मूल कारण है … क्यो तुम व्यर्थ चिंता करते हो , किससे व्यर्थ डरते हो , कौन तुम्हें निकाल सकता है … ? सतत " नियम...

One boy asking to a saint boy: what is a proof of God is everywhere ? Saint : As oxygen is everywhere because of it we are alive same God is everywhere. ==================================================================== boy: Then why people goes to Temple ? saint : Temple work as FAN what FAN do is collect the air and send it on you forcefully when you are under it. I want your suggestions on it if you have such good ideas then send me we will speared it in the whole world.

Twenty20 World Cup June 2009 Date Time (GMT) Match Details Venue Fri 05 16:30 England v Netherlands , 1st Match, Group B, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 London (D/N) Sat 06 09:00 New Zealand v Scotland , 2nd Match, Group D, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 London Sat 06 12:30 Australia v West Indies , 3rd Match, Group C, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 London Sat 06 16:30 India v Bangladesh , 4th Match, Group A, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 Nottingham (D/N) Sun 07 12:30 South Africa v Scotland , 5th Match, Group D, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 London Sun 07 16:30 England v Pakistan , 6th Match, Group B, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 London (D/N) Mon 08 12:30 Bangladesh v Ireland , 7th Match, Group A, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 Nottingham Mon 08 16:30 Australia v Sri Lanka , 8th Match, Group C, ICC World Twenty20, 2009 Nottingham (D/N) Tue 09 12:30 Pakistan v Netherlands , 9th Match, Group B, ICC Wo...